Friday, March 13, 2009

Stock market gold!

Now is the time to make millions from human misery. At Lazenbee, we've been doing just that for over 40 years. The key is to create human desires by privatising human need. And we can help you unlock this strategy - but only if you are willing to trade in your very soul.

To make enquiries, just stick your head out of your window, and wait until we contact you with vital mind mail.

4 comments:

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Burt Shane said...

It's great to see the entrepreneurs at work, what with their wonderful offers in terms of comments. However, we at Lazenbee Industries will tolerate no competition. There's the free market and then there's the FREE market, if you know what we mean...

Notque said...

I've had my head stuck out the window for the past 5 hours, and the only mental images I've received are of the letters

P, A, R, E, C, O, N.

I think I may have a faulty product.

Burt Shane said...

Hi Nathan

We're sure we have no idea what you mean. And soon, neither will you...