Sinful wages

If today's investor ever needed another example of why we must "privatise the public" as soon as possible, then the streets of Glasgow and London provided the very thing today.

We cannot help but feel a sense of dismay when we think of the ground which has been lost in recent years - but then we see that there still people who care, and we can't help smiling.

Forward not back

We wish to express our concern at the apparent aimlessness of the once mighty and masterful minds of the new Labour project.

It isn't simply the manner in which the "ball is being dropped."

No, it goes further than this. Once upon a time, we at Lazenbee Industries marvelled - yes, absolutely marvelled - at the furious pace with which "Old Britain" was obliterated. Concepts like "liberty" and "happiness" became as meaningless as the jazzy scat doodlings of some hopheaded lounge lizard.

But, as the great Professor Earl K Blankenship has pointed out, time and time again, the goal must be the "privatisation of the public". Investors must be aware that we are now further from that goal today, not closer.

It is time for Actualisers to consider something bolder than "blue sky" "thinking outside the box". Vapourise the sky, dismantle the box and plan ahead.